Squealer

Squealer the Pig,

Was friends with Napoleon the Pig,

He was a good dancer,

And an excellent prancer,

Everyone listened to Squealer the Pig.

Napoleon the Pig

Napoleon the pig,

Wanted to wear the big white wig,

So he threw Snowball,

Over the big brown wall,

How very devious was Napoleon the pig.

Snowball the Pig

Snowball was a pig,

Who wore a big white wig,

Over the farm he presided,

All the choices, he decided,

How very smart was Snowball the pig.

MoMo

A girl who lived in Toronto

Had a brown dog named MoMo

His bite was worse than his bark,

His teeth left a mark,

The ferocious dog called MoMo.

Bunny the Frog

Bunny the Frog,

Got stuck in a bog,

He twisted and wriggled,

The mean things giggled,

How very angry was the Frog!

Dan the Pan-Man

The Man got his head stuck in a pan,

Fast as a hare, away he ran,

People screamed at the sight of this weird Pan-Man,

Some realized, “Oh! It’s Dan!”

How very stupid was the Man in the Pan.

Here’s a Riddle #3

When is a door not a door?

Ans: When it’s aJAR!

Here’s a Riddle #2

Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel Prize?

Ans: Because he was OUT STANDING in his FIELD!!

Laugh Aloud #3

(A boy was chewing gum in class)

Teacher (to that boy): Are you chewing gum?

Boy: No, Ma’am, I am Jack!

Laugh Aloud #2

Geography Teacher : Peter, go to the map and show us where North America lies.

(Peter points it out)

Teacher: Very good. Now, class, who discovered North America?

The Class: Peter!