Squealer the Pig,
Was friends with Napoleon the Pig,
He was a good dancer,
And an excellent prancer,
Everyone listened to Squealer the Pig.
Archive for January, 2009
Napoleon the Pig
Posted in Funny-Stuff, Limericks on January 26, 2009 by ShilpaNapoleon the pig,
Wanted to wear the big white wig,
So he threw Snowball,
Over the big brown wall,
How very devious was Napoleon the pig.
Snowball the Pig
Posted in Funny-Stuff, Limericks on January 26, 2009 by ShilpaSnowball was a pig,
Who wore a big white wig,
Over the farm he presided,
All the choices, he decided,
How very smart was Snowball the pig.
MoMo
Posted in Funny-Stuff, Limericks on January 26, 2009 by ShilpaA girl who lived in Toronto
Had a brown dog named MoMo
His bite was worse than his bark,
His teeth left a mark,
The ferocious dog called MoMo.
Bunny the Frog
Posted in Funny-Stuff, Limericks on January 26, 2009 by ShilpaBunny the Frog,
Got stuck in a bog,
He twisted and wriggled,
The mean things giggled,
How very angry was the Frog!
Dan the Pan-Man
Posted in Funny-Stuff, Limericks on January 26, 2009 by ShilpaThe Man got his head stuck in a pan,
Fast as a hare, away he ran,
People screamed at the sight of this weird Pan-Man,
Some realized, “Oh! It’s Dan!”
How very stupid was the Man in the Pan.
